Post Christmas Update

Merry post Christmas, my pawesome pup pals! I hope everyone's day was fantastic!

Moi? My joyous holiday spirit quickly dissipated yesterday when Spenser destroyed the new stuffed toy Izzy and I received for Christmas. He made mince meat out of it in no time flat. It was blue and soft and squeaky. Izzy and I had just been playing tug-of-war with it not an hour before. I would love to be able to exact revenge by shredding his new bone to bits, but since that's impossible, I will continue my verbal lashings every time he comes near me or Mom. Watching him flinch when I lunge at him with my teeth bared gives me great pleasure. *insert diabolical barks here*

The humans bought themselves a stupid video game called Guitar Hero III. Instead of cuddling with me, Mom straps a guitar around her chest every night for hours. What's up with that? It's a cold piece of plastic and it's annoyingly loud. But like a good dog, I keep her spot on the couch warm until she eventually puts the noisy game away.

Izzy has begun sleeping with Mom and me at night. My space is right beside Mom's pillow, so when she tried to venture into my territory, I would emit a low warning growl. She eventually got the message and now has her own spot next to Mom's leg. I think I can live with that. Izzy is pretty cool and she's kinda cute with that tongue hanging out all the time. It's the two big goons that get on my last nerve.

Well, I hope to update my diary more often in the coming year. I miss it here.

I WON!

After months of waiting, it has finally been confirmed that I won a contest to be featured at the end of the Firehouse Dog movie! That's right; my handsome mug will be shown during the closing credits. My big break has finally arrived - woof woof! To think I was worried that Leo's sauciness would win them over, or that Spenser and Chance would sway them with their thick, red coats. I should have had more faith in my cuteness. Look at me now - Hollywood bound! I must get into shape quick in case Speilberg or Oprah come calling!

Life Changes

Hi pals! I know it has been quite some time since mom has helped me update my diary. Too many things going on I guess.

My mansion was disassembled about a week ago and I am now placed in a cage when they leave the house. *gasp* Mom said I had too much room in my mansion, which caused me to have accidents. She was tired of washing the bedding. So far, I am doing well in the crate. I have proven to mom that I can "hold it" all day long! Mom is very proud of me.

Another thing that occurred is that I am now becoming a woman, if you get my drift. Mom says as soon as I am over my "ladies days" I will go to the vet and get spayed. She tries to make it sound like it's no big deal, but I'm not so sure. "Ladies days" are not much fun though!

Happy New Year!

My new year is going pretty well so far. Mom took down the big tree and placed all the tempting ornaments in boxes. I tried to help, but was shooed away each time. I decided to watch the entire spectacle from the safety and comfort of daddy's lap.

Since my mom was away taking care of her mom for new year's, I celebrated with daddy. We watched tv and drank champagne. Actually, daddy drank it and I enjoyed the bubbles on my nose.

Mom is back now and boy how I missed her! She has the softest lap and she plays tennis ball with me until I am exhausted. My eyelids get droopy which causes Daddy to say "I see sand man coming Izzy" and shortly thereafter, I am sound asleep.