Play Time!

When mommy comes home from work I grab a toy and run in circles with it. It's an exciting time of day for me, what can I say? THE highlight of my day.

Anydog, I'm not particular on which toy; the nearest one will do. Izzy got this bunny for Easter. Shut up. I know pink is not for boys, but I'm an easy to please kind of fella. The thing is, this toy squeaks, and I know just where to put my mouth to make this little rabbit scream in agony. Best of all, there's no blood to clean up. Oh, but what I wouldn't give to have a shot at a real one.

Smacking

Mom explained that this is a kiss and it's meant to show affection. Both of my humans frequently press their mouths to my face and make smacking sounds with their lips. I would really prefer soft pats on the head.

In other news, mom claims that dad never lets me "be a dog" since I'm always in his lap. Mom says I should play and frolic with the other dogs. Hmph. I may not be completely human, but I'm queen of this castle and enjoy all the perks my royalty affords me.